sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via shrektacular-swamp)

Tags: thanks

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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(via shrektacular-swamp)

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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ssjdebusk:

4.10 → 8.07

IVE NEVER FREAKED OUT MORE IN MY LIFE MOTHERFUCKING ANNA and CAS PARALLELS ARE YOU THE FUCK KIDDING

(Source: cassandrapentagahst, via keirwalker)

Tags: spn

lacylocks:

iwaizumi-hajimes:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS 

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HE JUST SHOVED A WHOLE CANDY BAR IN HIS MOUTH, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT, I CANT EVEN EAT A WHOLE REESES CUP WITH OUT CHOKING! TOBY YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!

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rest in fucking pieces you goddamn chipmunk

(Source: kogafutas, via viria)

Tags: Haikyuu!!

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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aska49:

patbaer:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

Sometimes the internet is okay.

fuck

aska49:

patbaer:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

Sometimes the internet is okay.

fuck

(Source: anarcho-groke, via vulcan-ology)

xeppeli:

maskedjoker:

xeppeli:

i’m sure fans of the series are sick and tired of this being shoved in their face but i just think it’s hilarious how d.gray-man’s choice of typeface was so unfortunate.

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It looks fine what’s wrong with it??

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